her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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