So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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