Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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