this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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