I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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