i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize