Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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