Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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