Whats the glycemic index on semen?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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