Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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