I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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