Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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