Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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