We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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