8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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