Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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