did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
