So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
