It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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