there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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