She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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