If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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