First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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