id be glad to
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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