I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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