Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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