She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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