I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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