if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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