mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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