sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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