why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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