It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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