This girl is more easily done than said...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
