Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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