When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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