doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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