Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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