u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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