wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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