I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
wow bdsm is so cute
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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