When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
you had me at cake vodka
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
How does one acquire holy water?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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