Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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