He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Let's get the cat blown out
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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