I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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