Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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