I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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