I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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