I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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