i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
my poor anus
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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