ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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