so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize