Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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